man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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