she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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