Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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