How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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