I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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