I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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