they need to just BURY HIM!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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