Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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