we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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