textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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