My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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