Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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