This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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