We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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