Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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