I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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