my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
kristin has been a bad kristin
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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