She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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