You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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