This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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