You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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