Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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