Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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