Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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