I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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