Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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