just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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