i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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