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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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