okay pat passed out under dana's car
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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