the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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