so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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