VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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