is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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