Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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