she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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