I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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