Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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