He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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