Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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