You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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