you win again, gameday.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My feet surprised me
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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