Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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