Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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