I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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