No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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