Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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