I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just want to make out with him forever
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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