Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
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You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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