quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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